Friday, 27 June 2014

Junior Glamping - The Important Question

With just over a week to go we come to the all important question and it is my sincere hope that you my reader will be able to help me out on this one. The big important question the junior Red Elephants are asking is................. " HOW MANY BEARS ARE WE ALLOWED TO TAKE?" So dear reader I am asking you "what do you think is the legal quota of teddy bears allowed in a caravan?" This is very important and open to all sorts of loopholes. Like does a pillow pet count as a bear? What if one Red Elephant picked a big bear does that mean the other gets an extra bear to make up for size? If the bears travel in the caravan does that mean you can have extra in the car?What if a bear has a bear are they counted as one or two? In the past the limit has been 3 each,but somehow just like Paddington Bear we always seem to have an extra 2 stow aways. Further more dear readers has it ever crossed your mind that at the age of 7 & 10 what a huge responsibility it is to be the one to choose the bears to go on such a fantastical holiday. Because Bears are loyal and fun loving and when you sit down with your bears and ask them who wants to go on holidays they all put up their furry little paws and say "me, me, pick me." As a bear there is nothing better to be the chosen one to be snuggled up and in the arms of the one you love every night and day.
How do you choose? I am Bear Boozled are you?

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