Grey Nomads are the species who have grey hair and like to frequent caravan parks in the northern regions of Australia over the winter months. I have been studying this species and have made a few observations.
The lady of the species are on the move early dressed in fluffy button up dressing gowns.
When studying the species early morning you may spy a spare pair of teeth in a see through toilet bag.
Whilst the male of the species is industriously sitting in the sun studying the newspaper.
They seem to prefer the larger caravans that have two wheels.
They like to partake in a morning cuppa tables always have tablecloths the morning brew is drunken from a china cup and you will find a pretty china sugar bowl and matching milk jug on the table and if you look closely you may see a plate of biscuits.
The front of their caravans can be adorned with any of the following, walking sticks, pot plants, bowls shirts, portable clotheslines,crockpots, birds in cages, small hound dogs and the must have is a Television aerial.
The male of the species can be very fastidious cleaning and polishing his vehicle, cleaning windows, checking tiedown ropes on caravans and polishing golf shoes.
The Grey Nomads like to spend their afternoons in following pursuits, scrabble, reading, crosswords, word searches, knitting, crochet, tapestry and finishing the study of newspapers all of these pursuits is usually carried out sitting in a camp chair outside in the sun.
They like to end the day with happy hour where they gather in groups, talking at length and can be heard laughing.
The grey nomads do like a good chat and are a great source of information on all things caravanning, travelling and fishing.
We do like the Grey Nomads.
Mr and Mrs Red Elephant look forward to joining the Grey Nomads Species in 20 years time.
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